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firstlight) wrote2008-08-04 09:33 pm
firstlight) wrote2008-08-04 09:33 pm
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Let's talk about...
...porn. About writing porn, actually. And why I'm sort of bad at it in isolation. Okay, really damn bad. Seriously. *uses appropriate/inappropriate icon*
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firescribble: you know what I still want?
firescribble: slow d1 porn
giving_ground: mmmmm
firescribble: just becuse it'd be a nice change
firescribble: I don't know how to go about it
firescribble: I just want
giving_ground: *_*
firescribble: and maybe not so slow SanaYuki
firescribble: something were they're just so fucking horny they hardly have time to take their clothes off
giving_ground: yeah. that'd be *awesome*, tbh.
firescribble: no one EVER writes them like that
firescribble: it always has to be all meaningful
giving_ground: well. it's sort of easier to get them to admit to being meaningful that, say, D1. so I can see why. BUT STILL. they're not really patient people............. >>
firescribble: yeah, and if they've DONE the meaningful part
firescribble: and you know they're horny for each other ^_____^
giving_ground: well yeah. no shit. XD
giving_ground: now if only just sitting down and writing PWP for them didn't make my brain freeze in terror
firescribble: ignore it
firescribble: have some wine
firescribble: hold my hand. i'm the perverted lady. it's ok.
giving_ground: XD
giving_ground: the not knowing how to get started is always a problem. woe.
firescribble: that's because you make things so complicated
firescribble: it wasn't going to be meaningful, remember?
firescribble: just an ordinary day in the life of..
giving_ground: nngh
giving_ground: even then
giving_ground: nympholepsia: IT IS PRON
nympholepsia: NO PLOT NECESSARY
nympholepsia: UNF UNF UNF
nympholepsia: OH HEY LOOK
nympholepsia: I"M YUKIMURA
nympholepsia: YOURE SANADA
nympholepsia: WE HAVE PENISES
nympholepsia: LETS GO
firescribble: XDDDDD
giving_ground: ...yeah XD;
firescribble: I have an idea for what they could do with those penises =D
giving_ground: I am sure you do. unfortunately my brain, while it has ideas on things to do with penises, is still being difficult about getting there.
firescribble: *mutters*
giving_ground: I know I know -_-'''
firescribble: ;;;
firescribble: what? do they need to develop as characters?
firescribble: through buttsex?
firescribble: that's a tough one
giving_ground: ;;
firescribble: thing is, and I'm sure you've noticed, people don't need reasons
firescribble: they only need equipment
firescribble: and I'm trying to change how you feel about this and that's just retarded. so sorry.
giving_ground: yes. but uhm. you're going to disown me for this. I need something to make it interesting to write and that comes from emotion and significance in one sense or another rather than from tab c and slot a. just writing porn is *bloody boring*.
firescribble: XD
firescribble: I knew you'd say that <3
giving_ground: I'm quite aware that people don't need reasons
giving_ground: but people do all sorts of things that make for crap fiction XD
firescribble: yes. but stories do?
firescribble: ^^
giving_ground: mm
firescribble: and I don't really want the random porn, promise
firescribble: it's so much better when there is a point to it
firescribble: but the lack of sanayuki makes me sad :-(
giving_ground: yeah, I know. so some story which leads to filthy porn had better present itself soon, brain. otherwise I'll get you really drunk and then you'll have a horrible hangover in the morning and you probably won't sleep either.
giving_ground: damn, it's hard to threaten your own brain :|
(You may have noticed I'm leaving more and more stuff unlocked. It's an experiment. I'm sure paranoia will take hold again soon, don't worry.)
firescribble: you know what I still want?firescribble: slow d1 porngiving_ground: mmmmmfirescribble: just becuse it'd be a nice changefirescribble: I don't know how to go about itfirescribble: I just wantgiving_ground: *_*firescribble: and maybe not so slow SanaYukifirescribble: something were they're just so fucking horny they hardly have time to take their clothes offgiving_ground: yeah. that'd be *awesome*, tbh.firescribble: no one EVER writes them like thatfirescribble: it always has to be all meaningfulgiving_ground: well. it's sort of easier to get them to admit to being meaningful that, say, D1. so I can see why. BUT STILL. they're not really patient people............. >>firescribble: yeah, and if they've DONE the meaningful partfirescribble: and you know they're horny for each other ^_____^giving_ground: well yeah. no shit. XDgiving_ground: now if only just sitting down and writing PWP for them didn't make my brain freeze in terrorfirescribble: ignore itfirescribble: have some winefirescribble: hold my hand. i'm the perverted lady. it's ok.giving_ground: XDgiving_ground: the not knowing how to get started is always a problem. woe.firescribble: that's because you make things so complicatedfirescribble: it wasn't going to be meaningful, remember?firescribble: just an ordinary day in the life of..giving_ground: nnghgiving_ground: even thengiving_ground: nympholepsia: IT IS PRONnympholepsia: NO PLOT NECESSARYnympholepsia: UNF UNF UNFnympholepsia: OH HEY LOOKnympholepsia: I"M YUKIMURA nympholepsia: YOURE SANADAnympholepsia: WE HAVE PENISESnympholepsia: LETS GOfirescribble: XDDDDDgiving_ground: ...yeah XD;firescribble: I have an idea for what they could do with those penises =Dgiving_ground: I am sure you do. unfortunately my brain, while it has ideas on things to do with penises, is still being difficult about getting there.firescribble: *mutters*giving_ground: I know I know -_-'''firescribble: ;;;firescribble: what? do they need to develop as characters?firescribble: through buttsex?firescribble: that's a tough onegiving_ground: ;;firescribble: thing is, and I'm sure you've noticed, people don't need reasonsfirescribble: they only need equipmentfirescribble: and I'm trying to change how you feel about this and that's just retarded. so sorry.giving_ground: yes. but uhm. you're going to disown me for this. I need something to make it interesting to write and that comes from emotion and significance in one sense or another rather than from tab c and slot a. just writing porn is *bloody boring*.firescribble: XDfirescribble: I knew you'd say that <3giving_ground: I'm quite aware that people don't need reasonsgiving_ground: but people do all sorts of things that make for crap fiction XDfirescribble: yes. but stories do?firescribble: ^^giving_ground: mmfirescribble: and I don't really want the random porn, promisefirescribble: it's so much better when there is a point to itfirescribble: but the lack of sanayuki makes me sad :-(giving_ground: yeah, I know. so some story which leads to filthy porn had better present itself soon, brain. otherwise I'll get you really drunk and then you'll have a horrible hangover in the morning and you probably won't sleep either.giving_ground: damn, it's hard to threaten your own brain :|(You may have noticed I'm leaving more and more stuff unlocked. It's an experiment. I'm sure paranoia will take hold again soon, don't worry.)
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NEED IT SO MUCH DX! Someone please donate fics to the Yukimura Porn Foundation. Thanks in advance.
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