The Dark Secrets of Japanese Idols. (For varying values of 'idol'.)

[firstlight]

Last night, we concluded that Oikawa Mitsuhiro is seekritly Yagami Ren's father.

This morning Pez decided that Oikawa Mitsuhiro is also sort of somehow related to Gackt. Then there was something about Gackt not being human.

AND THEN...

(10:49:44) Liz: ...we have just concluded that gackt is a changeling. swapped out at birth. NOT HUMAN. no, I have no idea how we ended up here.
(10:49:54) Val: ...
(10:50:06) Liz: we were just discussing how totally unnatural he is, I think XD
(10:50:12) Liz: in tones of fear
(10:50:31) Val: Yeah. I just figured he'd swapped all his natural parts as he went along in life.
(10:50:58) Val: cypernetic penis :|
(10:51:13) Liz: "He's more machine than man now. Twisted and evil." :|
(10:52:34) Val: This is true
(10:53:01) Val: People keep insisting that he's sexy. I don't understand.
(10:53:16) Val: He's like a cyborg or something. Or like an evil man sized doll.
(10:53:17) Liz: Gackt: Yagami Ren, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Yagami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(10:53:23) Val: XDDDD
(10:53:45) Liz: >>;;;
(10:54:09) Val: That is disturbing. I watched vids of Darth Vader dancing in the streets yesterday.
(10:54:14) Liz: ....
(10:54:22) Val: It all makes sense now :|