The Dark Secrets of Japanese Idols. (For varying values of 'idol'.)

[firstlight]

Last night, we concluded that Oikawa Mitsuhiro is seekritly Yagami Ren's father.

This morning Pez decided that Oikawa Mitsuhiro is also sort of somehow related to Gackt. Then there was something about Gackt not being human.

AND THEN...

(10:49:44) Liz: ...we have just concluded that gackt is a changeling. swapped out at birth. NOT HUMAN. no, I have no idea how we ended up here.
(10:49:54) Val: ...
(10:50:06) Liz: we were just discussing how totally unnatural he is, I think XD
(10:50:12) Liz: in tones of fear
(10:50:31) Val: Yeah. I just figured he'd swapped all his natural parts as he went along in life.
(10:50:58) Val: cypernetic penis :|
(10:51:13) Liz: "He's more machine than man now. Twisted and evil." :|
(10:52:34) Val: This is true
(10:53:01) Val: People keep insisting that he's sexy. I don't understand.
(10:53:16) Val: He's like a cyborg or something. Or like an evil man sized doll.
(10:53:17) Liz: Gackt: Yagami Ren, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Yagami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(10:53:23) Val: XDDDD
(10:53:45) Liz: >>;;;
(10:54:09) Val: That is disturbing. I watched vids of Darth Vader dancing in the streets yesterday.
(10:54:14) Liz: ....
(10:54:22) Val: It all makes sense now :|

Comments

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Gackt: Yagami Ren, I AM YOUR FATHER!

That means Mana is his mother and Micchi his grandfather.

[nympholepsia.livejournal.com]

I would kill you right now if it were possible.

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

I really wish LJ would let me track stuff and actually SEND ME THE BLOODY EMAILS again. It's important. If you keep revealing my dark secrets (like my Gacktphobia) on the Internet like this I will at least know in advance that I need to hide from the rabid fangirls.

Have some Gackt. Yes. I'm actually entertained by this.

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to be amused or terrified. I'm leaning towards the latter. :|