Let's talk about...

[firstlight]

...porn. About writing porn, actually. And why I'm sort of bad at it in isolation. Okay, really damn bad. Seriously. *uses appropriate/inappropriate icon*

firescribble: you know what I still want?
firescribble: slow d1 porn
giving_ground: mmmmm
firescribble: just becuse it'd be a nice change
firescribble: I don't know how to go about it
firescribble: I just want
giving_ground: *_*
firescribble: and maybe not so slow SanaYuki
firescribble: something were they're just so fucking horny they hardly have time to take their clothes off
giving_ground: yeah. that'd be *awesome*, tbh.
firescribble: no one EVER writes them like that
firescribble: it always has to be all meaningful
giving_ground: well. it's sort of easier to get them to admit to being meaningful that, say, D1. so I can see why. BUT STILL. they're not really patient people............. >>
firescribble: yeah, and if they've DONE the meaningful part
firescribble: and you know they're horny for each other ^_____^
giving_ground: well yeah. no shit. XD
giving_ground: now if only just sitting down and writing PWP for them didn't make my brain freeze in terror
firescribble: ignore it
firescribble: have some wine
firescribble: hold my hand. i'm the perverted lady. it's ok.
giving_ground: XD
giving_ground: the not knowing how to get started is always a problem. woe.
firescribble: that's because you make things so complicated
firescribble: it wasn't going to be meaningful, remember?
firescribble: just an ordinary day in the life of..
giving_ground: nngh
giving_ground: even then


giving_ground: nympholepsia: IT IS PRON
nympholepsia: NO PLOT NECESSARY
nympholepsia: UNF UNF UNF
nympholepsia: OH HEY LOOK
nympholepsia: I"M YUKIMURA
nympholepsia: YOURE SANADA
nympholepsia: WE HAVE PENISES
nympholepsia: LETS GO
firescribble: XDDDDD
giving_ground: ...yeah XD;
firescribble: I have an idea for what they could do with those penises =D
giving_ground: I am sure you do. unfortunately my brain, while it has ideas on things to do with penises, is still being difficult about getting there.
firescribble: *mutters*
giving_ground: I know I know -_-'''
firescribble: ;;;
firescribble: what? do they need to develop as characters?
firescribble: through buttsex?
firescribble: that's a tough one
giving_ground: ;;
firescribble: thing is, and I'm sure you've noticed, people don't need reasons
firescribble: they only need equipment
firescribble: and I'm trying to change how you feel about this and that's just retarded. so sorry.
giving_ground: yes. but uhm. you're going to disown me for this. I need something to make it interesting to write and that comes from emotion and significance in one sense or another rather than from tab c and slot a. just writing porn is *bloody boring*.
firescribble: XD
firescribble: I knew you'd say that <3
giving_ground: I'm quite aware that people don't need reasons
giving_ground: but people do all sorts of things that make for crap fiction XD
firescribble: yes. but stories do?
firescribble: ^^
giving_ground: mm
firescribble: and I don't really want the random porn, promise
firescribble: it's so much better when there is a point to it
firescribble: but the lack of sanayuki makes me sad :-(
giving_ground: yeah, I know. so some story which leads to filthy porn had better present itself soon, brain. otherwise I'll get you really drunk and then you'll have a horrible hangover in the morning and you probably won't sleep either.
giving_ground: damn, it's hard to threaten your own brain :|

(You may have noticed I'm leaving more and more stuff unlocked. It's an experiment. I'm sure paranoia will take hold again soon, don't worry.)

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

;__;

Don't get me wrong. I can be brainless enough to enjoy reading random porn on the conditions that it's IC and no-one refers to anyone's eyes as orbs or penis as ... whatever the bizarre euphemism of choice is this week. But writing it makes me cringe. OH HEY I GUESS WE BOTH HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS. ♥

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

There is a big difference btw liking porn and liking BAD porn. No orbs. Absolutely no orbs. And cocks are just cocks. There are many good names for them. I can see why it's somewhat difficult with woman bits, buy by jove there are lots of ways to say cock.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

The eternal problem with girl-porn. *stares sadly at Black Lagoon*

Anyway yeah.

I think we should challenge Pez to have her Niou use aaaaaalllllll the acceptable ways of referring to cocks in casual conversation. In one fic. I mean, he's mastered 'cocksucker', etc. How difficult can it be?

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

Well. There is at least one acceptable word and it's Black Lagoon so rudeness is not an issue.

I THINK THIS IS A SPLENDID IDEA.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Oh, so true! For Black Lagoon wildly inappropriate is really the most appropriate way to go. :D

I knew you would see things my way on this point. >)

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

Would balls also be ok, because then the list would get very very long. Heh.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well, Niou is an inventive guy, I'm sure he can manage.

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I've seen testicles described as globes before.

Globes.

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Those moments when you're reading something and you wonder if the author is actually for real. :|

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

...

I just.. wuh... why write porn with men in it if you're afraid to mention the good parts?

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

I think it was velvety globes, too.

And then in WK fandom, Ken's balls were oompared with soccer balls. Okay, I know WK is like an entire black hole of WTF-ness, BUT THAT WAS JUST ONE STEP TOO FAR.

Maybe the author finds globes erotic. I bet she collects them.

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

Velvety? o.O When I think of testicles (haha, I wrote tentacles first) I don't think of velvet.Globes are usually glassy, I think.

Soccer balls are a rather uncomfortable size in this particular context....

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

And then there was the brobdingnagian manstick...

[firescribble.livejournal.com]

... tell me you made that up. I can't think of a less sexy word than brobdingnagian. When I find bad porn these days it's usually just anatomically incorrect. Like.

Liz! HALP! What was that one where you got the impression that the character was a giant eyeball with arms and legs? Was it VF?

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

Ummmm... yes, I believe so. XD

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh, wish I was. Some people should not be allowed to use a thesaurus.